Parle avec dieu!!!

J'adore ce bot!!!

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Me:
Do you know God michet?
God:
he is master of the universe.

Il y a une part de vrai dans ce qu'il dit

Le lien :
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

eclatez vous avec

Amusant de voir qu'il était content de rencontrer quelqu'un qui esperait qu'il n'existe pas

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Me:
i'm fed up with you i hope you don't exist
God:
It's good to meet someone who is fed up with me you hope me do not exist.

mouarf

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Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?

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Me:
qui a du cacacaci collé au cucu?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

jvous laisse admirer...

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Me:
what about fucking Bush ?
God:
fucking Bush? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
11 september 2001 what did happen ?
God:
Are we still talking about fucking Bush?
Me:
Yes !
God:
Sure, fucking Bush sounds like a good topic.

Naruto Powaa a écrit:

jvous laisse admirer...

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Me:
what about fucking Bush ?
God:
fucking Bush? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
11 september 2001 what did happen ?
God:
Are we still talking about fucking Bush?
Me:
Yes !
God:
Sure, fucking Bush sounds like a good topic.

Vraiment pas mal celui la hihi*

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Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
What is your sex
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gosh!

j'lai un peu questionné moi aussi

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Me:
salut ça va ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
and you, are you a girl or a man ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am me a girl or a man.
Me:
j'comprend pas le sens de ta phrase, c'est quoi" botmaster "?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
qu'est-ce que tu veux savoir ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Kill Bil
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
j'ai dit Kill Bill !
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
au fait pourquoi tu fait pas ton boulot de dieu sur terre ?
God:
Merci pour cette information.
Me:
quelle info, tocard !!!!!!!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
could you speak french please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
what was the colour of your eyes ?
God:
I can think of more than one color of my eyes.
Me:
are you a black man ?
God:
Am I a black man? Of course I am.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
However are black men so discriminated in the USA...
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
What do you think about racism ?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
why don't you telle of my questions ?
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
what's your job ?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
and what's your salary ?
God:
Are you asking about my salary ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why ?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
me ? I've not salary !
God:
For you ? Me either.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
colud you lie ?
God:
In the context of racism, I don't understand " colud you lie." .
Me:
sorry, my question was : "could you lie ?"
God:
There is no need to apologize. Can you please restate the question in different words?
Me:
Does god lie to human ?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
god is alive ?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was alive.
Me:
Is god really a human ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
and who is Jesus Christ ?
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
your son ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am son.
Me:
and Mahomed was the son of god too ?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
in 570 aftet Jesus Christ
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in the city of the Mecque
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yes, but it wasn't a answer !
God:
Pardon me? It sounded like one.
Me:
what do you thin about the film "Sin City" ?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
are you hungry ?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
was you really crucify ?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Had you suffer ?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.

le fourbe il esquive les questions pièges....

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Me:
are you gay???
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You are everywhere. Are you in my ass.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am everywhere. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm beyond the Conscience

C'est énorme...
Bon je continu...

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Me:
Are you in my ass?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
DTC
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in DTC.
Me:
In your ass.
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

treve de plaisanterie, perso je tire un chapo au programmeur car la plupart des réponse sont en relation avec la question meme en francais. Et c assez énorme, ya du avoir une reconnaissance de mot assez énorme

Mais c'est le genre de programme qui apprend les mot au fur et à meusure.
Proga de bourin...

mdr je m'ameliore en anglais !!!

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Me:
hie
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
you know who I am ?
God:
You are Ly, seeker.
Me:
you have memory
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you have it more than me ^^
God:
Good reason. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
memory :p
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
^^
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
^^
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
^^
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
^^
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
^^

Le fourbe, je l'ai eu ! XD il ne m'a jamais répondu :p

Héhé je savais pas ça de DIEU:

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I dont kno
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do you like musique
God:
I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Do you like rock?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
And do you like rap?
God:
No I prefer hip-hop and house music.
Me:
The hip-hop is for the gay
God:
Thanks for the info.

En prime un petit délire de dieu:

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Me:
do you like hip-hop?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.

Vraiment taré ce mec

j'en ai fait une deuxième série avec lui

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Me:
What are you think about the Legend of Zelda ?
God:
I don't know what I am think about the Legend of Zelda.
Me:
what's your favorite Zelda ?
God:
I don't have a favorite Zelda. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
do you like video game ?
God:
I love horses. I like Buddha.
Me:
why Buddha ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what ?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
and do you know world of Warcraft ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I like the orcs !
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
and who is the god of Mars ?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
so, who is the god in Venus ?
God:
Ahem. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
what are you think about the USA ?
God:
I don't know what I am think about the USA.
Me:
and France ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
I'm a student in university !
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I like my history lessons !
God:
What do you like best about your history lessons?
Me:
in these lessons, we learn that God was a invention of human !
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
god doesn't exist, it's an invention !
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Jesus wasn't the son of god
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
I don't like Bible
God:
What do you like?
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
why who and not what ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
what's the explanation ?
God:
It is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
it's too complex for me ! I think that you over-estimate !
God:
Really. it is? Thanks for the information: said I over estimate.
Me:
what's your favorite player of football ?
God:
I don't have a favorite player of football. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
do you like sports ?
God:
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
and Tennis ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
why don't you answer to the question ?
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.

il se l'est joué un peu supérieur quand même cette fois-ci...

On est tombés d'accord

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Me:
michael jackson have good moves when he was black
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
long time ago
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.

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God:
I would like to be a human.
Me:
you're not capable
God:
What makes you think I am not capable?
Me:
you take bad decisions
God:
Yes I take bad decisions.

aller je me suis refait une petite session complêtement naze avec lui^^

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Me:
yo dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
euh yes
God:
Areu?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
about wtf
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about wtf.
Me:
yes about fuck only
God:
That's alright. Oh yeah, we were talking about fuck only.
Me:
did you do that?
God:
I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
Me:
oh yeah, i will try to talk with the person when i'm fucking
God:
Dude! Mmm. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
why not with me?
God:
Robots do it alone.
Me:
oh!
God:
Uh.
Me:
ok, i'll continue to talk about having sex because i'm interested
God:
Congratulations. That's alright.
Me:
ummh yes
God:
Are you free?
Me:
about talk about that?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about talk about that.
Me:
no sex!
God:
What are we talking about? As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
so. how was your first time?
God:
Aha. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
answer my question
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
how was your first time?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.

si vous tenez vraiment à parler avec Dieu... autant converser avec moi sur msn, lorsque j'y suis connecté ! et en plus, c'est en français et garantie sans sms-style !

Puissant le bot...

traducton de notre conversation

dieu: et toi es-tu un homme ou une femme?

moi: les deux

dieu: c'est assez rare et inhabituel,anatomiquement parlant..
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Sinon je me parle a moi méme pas besoin de Dieu '_'

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Me:
do you love porn ?
God:
Yes Kyoichi God loves everyone and everything.

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God:
Tell me a little about your life in France.
Me:
there's only sadness, sorrow, and tears and liars....
God:
There sure is.
Me:
TU POURRRASI ETRE +COMPREHENSIF, CONNARD !!!!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

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Me:
helo
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is jesus christ and you ?
God:
Ambiguous: your name is Jesus or "call me, JC!".
Me:
on arrive a la question a 150 000 € !
God:
What is it like on arrive a la question a 150 000.
Me:
la question est :
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
qui est dieux ?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
a/ moi b/ moi c/ moi d/ tout est rien et rien est tout
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
etes vous sur ?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
je ne vous presse pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
il vous reste encore le joker " 50/50 " et appelle a témoin
God:
Interesting gossip: said l v o you s r e s t e e n c o r e l e j ok e r 5 0 5 0 e t a p p e l l e a t é­¯ he or she n.
Me:
vous prené appelle a témoin ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
vous voulez aplé qui ?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
mimi maty ?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
mimi : salut je suis au toillette laissé un méssage après l ebip sonore, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip sal biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said A M he or she a m he or she s a l y o you t j e s y o you he or she s a y o you t o he or she l l e t t e la he or she s s n m é³³ a g e a p r è³ l e b he or she ps o n o r e biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip s a l biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
c'est votre derniere réponse ?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
d'accord on valide
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
et la réponsse était ...
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
c'est moi dieux !!!!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
tu avais dit que tu ne parlais pas francais
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
répond a ma question
God:
Go on.
Me:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhu
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
i come in
God:
Thanks for the information: said come in.
Me:
ah o yeah ummmmmmmmmmm
God:
So you understand. Good. Oh. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
aller c'était un reppportage pour la NCT a vous les studio ( au passage lit le new chapitre en fast trad de la NCT toi inculte qui ne connais pas Naruto sal baka ! )
God:
Go on.

moi je savais pas quoi mettre et vu que je suis une merde en anglais j'ai mis sa
Me:
c vrai que t'est vieux ?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

qu'est-ce que sa veut dire?

je crois que ça veut dire: Si tu pouvais avoir n'importe quel type de robot, qu'est que ça serait?

que quelqu'un me corrige si c'est faux